1. #ghostbrothers

     

  2. My fucking dad.

     

  3. I miss the weekend already.

     

  4. So this was left outside my parents house…

     

  5. TGIF!

     

  6. #mom #wtf #welcometomyworld

     

  7. Shit. I got a case of the Mondays on Thursday.

     

  8. Having a good night

     

  9. Oh shit.

     

  10. Coffee with @gnidne mother fuckers.

     

  11. Thanks car. It’s not like I have important things to do today or anything.

     

  12. Back home.

     

  13. Can’t stop listening to Say Anything today.

     

  14. My three year old nephew may look cute but he is holding a gun.

     

  15. Ladies, take notes. This is how men talk.