My fucking dad.
I miss the weekend already.
So this was left outside my parents house…
#mom #wtf #welcometomyworld
Shit. I got a case of the Mondays on Thursday.
Having a good night
Coffee with @gnidne mother fuckers.
Thanks car. It’s not like I have important things to do today or anything.
Can’t stop listening to Say Anything today.
My three year old nephew may look cute but he is holding a gun.
Ladies, take notes. This is how men talk.